Discover your life's professional experience
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What have you accomplished?
No signup required • 2 minutes • Existential crisis included
Provide your date of birth, country, and a few lifestyle details. This helps the tool calculate accurate life statistics based on regional averages.
Respond to a short set of lighthearted questions about your habits, achievements, and daily routines. Each answer feeds into your personalized life resume.
Click generate and the tool compiles your answers into a humorous, formatted resume summarizing your life achievements, milestones, and quirky statistics.
Download your Death Resume as an image or share it directly on social media. Compare results with friends for a fun conversation starter.
Calculates unique statistics based on your actual age, habits, and lifestyle — not generic averages.
Highlights key life milestones you have reached and upcoming ones based on your age and demographics.
Balances humor with genuine reflection, creating a resume that is both entertaining and thought-provoking.
Export your resume as a beautifully formatted image ready for social media or messaging apps.
All calculations run in your browser. Your personal data never leaves your device or gets stored anywhere.
The Death Resume is a unique conversation starter that resonates with anyone who enjoys self-reflection wrapped in humor. Friends and coworkers often generate their resumes side by side, comparing life stats and laughing at the unexpected numbers behind everyday habits.
Content creators and social media users find it perfect for shareable, engaging content. The visual output is designed to look great in Instagram stories, Twitter posts, and group chats, naturally driving organic engagement.
On a deeper level, the tool serves as a gentle reminder of how we spend our time. By quantifying years into tangible numbers — meals eaten, hours slept, steps walked — it encourages mindful reflection about priorities and goals without being preachy.
Not at all. Despite the name, it is a lighthearted and humorous tool. Think of it as a fun life stats summary rather than anything somber. Most users find it surprisingly uplifting.
Statistics are calculated using regional averages from publicly available demographic data combined with your personal inputs. They are estimates meant for entertainment, not medical or actuarial precision.
No. Everything runs entirely in your browser using JavaScript. Your birth date, answers, and results are never sent to any server or stored in any database.
Yes. The tool generates a shareable image that you can download and post anywhere. The format is optimized for Instagram stories and Twitter posts.